A Martha Stewart Christmas?


Dear Santa:

I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want one little thing, and I want it deeply.

I want to slap Martha Stewart.

Now, hear me out, Santa. I won’t scar her or draw blood or anything. Just one good…

Do you feel better for venting…….I started to read your…I’ll called it a statement and I lost interest, kind of like why I stopped watching the Martha Stewart Show…. she would ask a question and butt in and would never give a person a chance to answer.

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What exactly is your question as i don’t know what you are asking?

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