What are your favourite Chuck Norris jokes?

He’s become a joke butt phenomenon on the internet with millions of hits, and I cry laughing at some of the jokes that are out there about him, here are some of my favourites, can you contribute some new ones?

Maybe even think one up yourself?…..

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn’t…

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him “a promising Rookie”.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills… They made him blink.

For Chuck Norris, every street is “One Way”. HIS WAY.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.


good but I dont get this one.

If you play Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister
please explain 🙂

chuck norris in general is a joke
hes tooooo funny

the push up one

hmm,d-dd-don’t knnoww…(Chuck will find all of you…Then you’ll see what’s so funny…)

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